...And Now For Something Completely Different

What's better than fishing? Catching, of course. James River, Isle of Wight County, Virginia.
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Fujifilm X-T4; 55-200mm f/3.5-4.8 lens @ 200mm; 1/340th sec. @ f/9; ISO 200

Once in a while, in a year like no other, full of stress, fear, uncertainty, loss and heartbreak, we all need to take a few minutes to chuckle a bit.  Here is my contribution to that effort.  Enjoy!

Having a dog named ‘Shark’ at the beach was a big mistake.

My wife says I never listen to her or something like that.

Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.

Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 22nd time.

I named my horse Mayo.  Sometimes Mayo neighs.

Two silk worms were in a race.  It ended in a tie.

I went bald but I still keep my comb.  I just can’t part with it.

Psychic convention cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

I just did a weeks’ worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.

I child proofed my house but my kids still get in.

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

I went to the Air & Space Museum but there was nothing there.

Frog parking only.  All other will be toad.

If you don’t remember their name, take them to Starbucks.

Astronauts use Linux.  You can’t open Windows in space.

I just dumped M&Ms in my mask so I can eat them like a horse.

I tried to grab the fog.  I mist.

Ban pre-shredded cheese.  Make America grate again.

Do the U.K. websites use ‘biscuits’ instead of cookies?

What I if told you…

You read the last line wrong?

If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.

Flat earthers have nothing to fear but sphere itself.

If a cow can’t give milk is it an udder failure or a Milk Dud?

87% of gym members don’t know when it’s closed.

Every fight is a ‘food fight’ if you’re a cannibal.

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?  He just couldn’t resistor.

Don’t give up your dreams.  Keep sleeping.

A dentist married a manicurist.  They fought tooth and nail.

Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at!

I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.  I don’t know Y?

Upholsterers never die.  They always recover.

There is no way everybody was Kung Fu fighting.

Dogs can’t operate MRI scanners, but catscan.

The three unwritten rules of business:

     1.

     2.

     3.

When I was on my computer I couldn’t ESC and I lost CTRL.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Puns about Communism are not funny unless everyone gets them.

Whenever I try to eat healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.

Forget world peace.  Visualize using your turn signal.

For chemists, alcohol is not a problem, it’s a solution.

Despite the high cost of living, it still remains popular.

Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.

Is irony the opposite of wrinkly?

In search of fresh vegetable puns.  Lettuce know.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that’s probably why.

Crushing pop cans is soda pressing.

Big shout out to my fingers.  I can always count on them.

Lif is too short.

Some people are wise.  Some are otherwise.

My relationship with whiskey is on the rocks.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

Don’t let anyone call you average.  That’s just mean.

The four seasons are all different.  Summer warmer than others.

A book fell and hit my head.  I have only my shelf to blame.

Police toilet stolen.  Cops have nothing to go on.

Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world ‘up-over?”

Bad puns.  That’s how eye roll.

In a world in which you can be anything, be kind.

I hope I brought a little smile to your face today.  If I did, you made my day.

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Thanks for looking. Enjoy!  

Dennis A. Mook  

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